There Are A Lot Of Guys In

Sometimes It Seems Like This Is The Choice - Either Kick Ass Or Kiss Ass.

People Are Always Backing Up When I'm Just Going To Shake Their Hands.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.

I Won't Mention Names, But In My Career, The Most Talented People Invariably Are The Easiest And Nicest To Get Along With.