People Say That Death Is A Part

I Said This To My Daughter, If You Don't Practice The Guitar, When You Get Older You Wouldn't Be Able To Play It. It's That Simple. If You Want To Play The Guitar, You Put A Half Hour In Everyday, But You Have To Do It.

If You Are Not Failing Now And Again, Its A Sign You Are Not Doing Anything Very Innovative

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

We Laughed Over It, And Hemingway Punched Me In The Mouth.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.