People Tell You To Have A Safe

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

Religion Has What Is Easily The Greatest Bullshit Story Of All Time.

The Next Time They Give You All That Civic Bullshit About Voting, Keep In Mind That Hitler Was Elected In A Full, Free Democratic Election

Every Person You Look At, You Can See The Universe In Their Eyes, If You're Really Looking