People Think I Should Be A Success,

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

Hollywood Was Never Great For Children.

People Think I Should Be A Success, But I'm Afraid Of It.

Dad Sometimes Patted Me On The Knee And Called Me His Little Schmuck.

It Was My Sister Maureen Who Was Responsible For My Becoming A Reagan.