People Think I Should Be A Success,

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

I Knew If I Waited Long Enough, The Republican Party Would Rock.

Hollywood Was Never Great For Children.

Dad Was The Only Adult Male I Ever Trusted.

Senator Arlen Specter Hasn't Really Switched Parties; He's Simply Realized He Cannot Win The Pennsylvania Republican Primary Election