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A Failure Will Not Appear Until A Unit Has Passed Final Inspection.

Don't Force It... Get A Bigger Hammer.

The Universe Is Simmering Down, Like A Giant Stew Left To Cook For Four Billion Years. Sooner Or Later We Won’t Be Able To Tell The Carrots From The Onions.

The Ninety-ninety Rule Of Project Schedules - The First Ninety Percent Of The Task Takes Ninety Percent Of The Time, And The Last Ten Percent Takes The Other Ninety Percent.

If Your Project Doesn't Work, Look For The Part That You Didn't Think Was Important.