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I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

All Of My Life Doing Interviews, Comedy Has Been My Favorite Thing, Comedians Are My Favorite People.

One Thing I Have Learned Is, If People Tell You They Had A "frank" Discussion With Someone, It Is Usually Code For A Yelling Match With Clenched Fists.

I've Made A Lot Of Mistakes. I've Bonded With Some People Who Use You, And Some People That Take Advantage Of You.

I Have Never Understood The Iowa Caucus.