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I Have Always Enjoyed Do-it-yourself Projects, .. Being In A Position To Actually Help Design And Bring Tools To Market Is An Incredible Opportunity. Being Able To Fund Charities As A Result Is Phenomenal.

I Think There's A Percentage [of The Audience] That Don't Realize, That Don't Know That [standup] Is How Everything Began. We Planned It, We Work Hard, Rehearsals To Get This. It's More Of A ... It's Not Just Coming In There In A T-shirt And Holding A Microphone.

Dad Needs To Show An Incredible Amount Of Respect And Humor And Friendship Toward His Mate So The Kids Understand Their Parents Are Sexy, They're Fun, They Do Things Together, They're Best Friends. Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.