Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

People Say Dolphins Are Intelligent And That But They’ve Never Done Anything That Have Blown Me Away. They Say I’m A Div And Dolphins Are Intelligent…it Just Baffles Me.

I Don't Know What The Future Is, But You Just Do It Whilst It's There, Don't You?

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.