Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

A Demagogue Is A Person With Whom We Disagree As To Which Gang Should Mismanage The Country.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

I Suppose The Human Race Is Doing The Best It Can But Hells Bells Thats Only An Explanation Its Not An Excuse.

The Most Pleasant And Useful Persons Are Those Who Leave Some Of The Problems Of The Universe For God To Worry About.