Please Call Me Eddie If It Will

The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy Offers This Definition Of The Word "infinite". Infinite: Bigger Than The Biggest Thing Ever And Then Some. Much Bigger Than That In Fact, Really Amazingly Immense, A Totally Stunning Size, "wow, That's Big", Time. Infinity Is Just So Big That By Comparison, Bigness Itself Looks Really Titchy. Gigantic Multiplied By Colossal Multiplied By Staggeringly Huge Is The Sort Of Concept We're Trying To Get Across Here.

And Then I Decided I Was A Lemon For A Couple Of Weeks.

I Say What It Occurs To Me To Say When I Think I Hear People Say Things. More I Cannot Say.

There Are Some People You Like Immediately, Some Whom You Think You Might Learn To Like In The Fullness Of Time, And Some That You Simply Want To Push Away From You With A Sharp Stick.

Obviously Somebody Had Been Appallingly Incompetent And He Hoped To God It Wasn't Him.