Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.