Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker

Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

I Have A Theory That If You're Famous More Years Than You're Not Famous, Then You Get A Little Nutty.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.