Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was

So A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Train-load Of Terrapins, I Thought "that's A Turtle Disaster".

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.