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Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi And Says "king Arthur's Close" And The Taxi Driver Says, "don't Worry We'll Lose Him At The Next Lights".

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."