So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.