Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do

The Joke Or The Pratfall Is Easy For Me To Do.

We Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Anything Nice. That's Just The Sad World We Live In.

Sure, I've Done Movies In Which I Was Embarrassed By My Performance, Or Might Not Have Cared For A Co-star. Then I'd Have To Tell Lies, Like, 'oh, We Love Each Other; Everything Was Perfect!'

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

I Am A Lover Like No Lover Has Ever Loved Before!