Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do

Being In Front Of A Camera, In A Nice Dress, Getting All Dressed Up Is Extreme. There's A Lot Of Other Extreme Situations, You Know, Just Getting Out Of Bed Sometimes Is Extreme - But I Do It. Just Got To Do It, Just Got To Get Up. Put Your Sweatpants On, Brush Off The Dog Hair And Just Get Out Of The House!

I Think Most Of Us Are Raised With Preconceived Notions Of The Choices We're Supposed To Make. We Waste So Much Time Making Decisions Based On Someone Else's Idea Of Our Happiness - What Will Make You A Good Citizen Or A Good Wife Or Daughter Or Actress. Nobody Says, 'just Be Happy - Go Be A Cobbler Or Go Live With Goats.'

There's No Magic Numbers In Birthdays In My Life, There Are No Milestones, There's No Event. Every Birthday Has To Be Celebrated To Its Fullest, Even If It's With One Person Or With 20.

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

I Can't Selfishly Take Journeys Anymore Because I Have To Take A Little Boy Along With Me.