Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.