President Trump - God Forbid - The

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

Last Year People Won More Than One Billion Dollars Playing Poker. And Casinos Made Twenty-seven Billion Just By Being Around Those People.

The Worst Thing You Can Do To A Dictator Is Laugh At Him.

There's A Danger Zone If You Take Yourself Too Seriously. It's A Terrible Trap To Fall Into. I Think It's The Death Of Comedy.