Programming In Basic Causes Brain Damage.

Pl/1, The Fatal Disease, Belongs More To The Problem Set Than To The Solution Set.

Testing Shows The Presence, Not The Absence Of Bugs.

Object-oriented Programming Is An Exceptionally Bad Idea Which Could Only Have Originated In California.

Much Of The Excitement We Get Out Of Our Work Is That We Don't Really Know What We Are Doing.

Simplicity Is A Great Virtue But It Requires Hard Work To Achieve It And Education To Appreciate It. And To Make Matters Worse: Complexity Sells Better.