Progress Is Made Where Progress Is Measured.

Go On, Have A Glass Of Wine With Dinner. What Is Wine, Anyway? Pure Grapes. A Glass Of Wine Is Much Better For You Than A Coke.

Better To Wear Out Than Rust Out.

Sex Is The Greatest Driving Force On This Planet. Christ, Why Are We Living If We Can't Have A Little Fun? Sex Is Giving, And The More You Give, The Better Lover You Are.

If You Lose A Couple Of Inches Off Your Stomach, Your Business Down There Will Look A Lot Longer.

George Burns Was More Athletic Than You Think He Was. And He Was A Very Social Man. He Loved People, He Enjoyed Life. He Worked At Living. Old George Was A Social Lion, He Got Around And Did Things. That's The Key Right There. It Starts With Your Brain.