Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make

When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy Food, You Can Lose Your Taste. When I Was In India Last Summer, I Was Listening To A Lot Of Michael Bolton.

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!