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I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.

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I Like To Write A Joke Without Any Fat On It.the Shorter The Better. I Cater For People With Add, Basically.