Radio Is Called A Medium Because It

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.