Radio Is Called A Medium Because It

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.