Rage Only Works If It Is Justified.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.