Rage Only Works If It Is Justified.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

In The 1990s, It's Ok To Do Comedy About The Chernobyl Disaster Or The Space Shuttle Blowing Up. It's Acceptable To Ridicule The Pope Or The President Of The United States, But God Forbid You Do A Joke... About Gays. The Gay Community Is The Last Sacred Cow In This Society.

Not That I Want To Put The Entire Rap Music Style Down - I Just Don't Like It. And I Know Somewhere There's Gotta Be Another Guy Like That. There's Gotta Be A Guy Just Like That - Just Like Me. There's Gotta Be Somebody, Somewhere... Maybe, Maybe An Assassin Type.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

I Started Saying Things In Church That Didn't Meet With A Lot Of Approval - Like 'jesus Isn't Coming Back.' They Started Throwing Bibles.