Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.