Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

I Believe In The Separation Of Church And Planet.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?

Talent Is Always More Interesting - Ambition Is Not Interesting. If You Have Talent, You Have To Find Ways Of Expressing It, But You May Not Be A Success In The World's Terms.