Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.

So It Became In My Mind A Nine-carol Service; An Oratorio And Orchestral Concert All In One, But With Narration. That's Something I've Learned About, Because It's The Story That Keeps You In There. I Wrote A Libretto And I Gave It To John Du Prez. We Normally Don't Work In This Fashion But I Said Off You Go, And He Went Off For About Three Months. He Brought Me Back This Demo Which Blew My Mind.

I Just Believe In A Huge Universe Of Billions Of Miles.

There's Animals Like Us Existing And Thinking And Giving Interviews On Australian Television.

When, In 1966, I Progressed To The Frost Report, I Was Paid Ten Guineas A Minute. I Was Guaranteed Three Minutes A Week, So This Was Good Money.