Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have

These Detective Series On Tv Always End At Precisely The Right Moment-after The Criminal Is Arrested And Before The Court Turns Him Loose.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!