Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have

There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.