Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.

What Bothers Me About Tv Is That It Tends To Take Our Minds Off Our Minds.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!