I May Be Forty, But Every Morning

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.