I May Be Forty, But Every Morning

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.