Reality Is Always Controlled By The People

If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.