Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is

Few Criminals Die Sensible Of Their Crimes.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies, Have No Enemies To Love.

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.