Respect All. Fear None.

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

The Only Discipline That Lasts Is Self-discipline.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.