Ride It When You Retire.

You Find Out In Life That People Really Like You Funny. So What Do You Give 'em? Humor. And Then If You Show Them The Other Side, They Don't Like You As Much. I Find, Too, That I Can Hide Behind The Idiot's Mask Being Funny, And You Never See The Sorrow Or The Pain.

I Decided To Write A Book Primarily Because People Talked Me Into It.

I Know This Golf Tournament Has My Name On It But It's Not About Me. It's About The Louisiana Tech Family. There Is Nothing Greater Than Being A Part Of The Bulldog Family.

When I Played For The Steelers And I Got My Bell Rung, I'd Take Smelling Salts And Go Right Back Out There.

I May Be Dumb, But I'm Not Stupid.