Romance Is Tempestuous. Love Is Calm.

The Poor Live Slow And Hard; The Rich, Fast And Easy. The Rest Of Us Shuffle Along As We May.

Jargon Is Part Ceremonial Robe, Part False Beard.

The Only Peace Is Being Out Of Earshot.

Nobody Likes To Offer Stupidity As An Excuse.

Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who Misbehave, But Parents.