Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.