Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.