Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home,

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.