Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.

Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.