Self-preservation Is The First Law Of Nature.

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

God As Now Generally Conceived Of Is Only The Last Witch.

Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

You Can Do Very Little With Faith, But You Can Do Nothing Without It.

A Lawyer's Dream Of Heaven: Every Man Reclaimed His Property At The Resurrection, And Each Tried To Recover It From All His Forefathers.