Self-preservation Is The First Law Of Nature.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

A Virtue To Be Serviceable Must, Like Gold, Be Alloyed With Some Commoner, But More Durable Alloy.

The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself Too.

Some Men Love Truth So Much That They Seem To Be In Continual Fear Lest She Should Catch A Cold On Overexposure.

I Do Not Mind Lying, But I Hate Inaccuracy.