Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.

Nobody Ever Heard Jack Nicklaus Say "i Don't Know" About Anything.