Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

The Dollars Aren't So Important... Once You Have Them.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Golf's Holy Grail - A Genius Course.