Sex Education May Be A Good Idea

Our Children Are Angry. The Profanity Is Out In The Street. It's On The Buses And In The Subway. Our Children Are Trying To Tell Us Something, And We Are Not Listening.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.