Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

I've Got No Problem With Religion If You're Going To Use It For The Good, Like Gandhi Or Martin Luther King. But That's Rarely The Case When It Comes To Politics. It's Usually Used As A Con.

When Communist U.s.s.r. Was A Superpower, The World Was Better Off. The Right-wing Media Is Trying To Marginalize The Peace Movement.

The Term 'celebrity' Makes My Skin Crawl.

I Was A 36c Or D, And At 5' 1'', I Knew That Being A Small Person With Big Boobs Standing In Front Of An Audience Was Not Going To Be Easy. It Would Be Really Hard To Get People To Pay Attention To Me Without Mocking Me. Getting A Breast Reduction To Prepare For My Career Was No Different From People Who Work To Get Good Grades To Get Into A Good College To Get Into A Good Graduate School To Get A Good Job. I Went Down To A B Cup, And It Was The Best Thing In The Whole World.