Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin

Anthony Weiner Deserves To Be Supported And Hopefully He Will Be Mayor Of New York One Day. I'm Serious. He Is A Democrat [who] Actually Fights For The Things Liberals And Progressive And Rational People Care About. I Don't Know Why He's Being Thrown Under The Bus. He Hasn't Done Any - He Hasn't Broke Any Laws.

I Can't Wait For The Next Fad Though, And I Predict It's Going To Be Pennsylvania Dutch Culture, Very Amish. It's Going To Be Bonnets And Butter Churns.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"

I Actually Was Class Clown, But I Don't Know How That Happened Because I've Never Been Considered An Outwardly Funny Person-as The People In This Room Will Attest.

Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids. Everybody.