Sex Was For Men. Marriage, Like Lifeboats,

You're Only As Sick As Your Secrets. Either It Comes Out Their Way Or My Way. I Talk About Myself Behind My Back. And I'm Funny About It.

Look,' He Said, 'i Don't Think We Should Continue This Discussion. I Don't Like This Side Of You.' 'i'm Not A Box,' She Said 'i Don't Have Sides. This Is It. One Side Fits All. This Is It.

The Older You Get, The Easier It Is To Spot The Phonies. And I Just Think, How Unpleasant For Them.

Until Adolescence I Thought I Had The Best Mother In The World. Such A Graceful Mother. I Had This Fantasy That I Was The Wrong Daughter.

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.