She's As Funny As A Toothache

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

. . . But Mostly, Given Another Shot At Life, I Would Seize Every Minute - Look At It And Really See It - Live It - And Never Give It Back.

... It's Simply Wrong To Always Order [kids] To Stop That Fighting. There Are Times When One Child Is Simply Defending His Rights And Damned Well Should Be Fighting.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?