One Son Appears In Stereo - A

The Fact That Americans Drag Around The World By The Busloads To Glimpse The Past Probably Has Something To Do With The Youth Of Our Country. We Revere Anything Older Than George Burns.

I've Decided Life Is Too Fragile To Finish A Book I Dislike Just Because It Cost $16.95 And Everyone Else Loved It. Or Eat A Fried Egg With A Broken Yolk (which I Hate) When The Dog Would Leap Over The St. Louis Arch For It.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.