She's The Original Good Time Who Was

With The Newspaper Strike On, I Wouldn't Consider Dying.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

If You Want A Thing Done Well, Get A Couple Of Old Broads To Do It.

I Often Think That A Slightly Exposed Shoulder Emerging From A Long Satin Nightgown Packs More Sex Than Two Naked Bodies In Bed.

I Am A Woman Meant For A Man, But I Never Found A Man Who Could Compete.