She's The Original Good Time Who Was

To Look Back Is To Relax One's Vigil.

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.