I Guess I'm Larger Than Life. That's

I'm The Nicest Goddamn Dame That Ever Lived.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

Hollywood Always Wanted Me To Be Pretty, But I Fought For Realism.

If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not A Very Interesting Person.

I Don't Take The Movies Seriously, And Anyone Who Does Is In For A Headache.