She Was So Ugly That Her Face

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.