She Was So Ugly That Her Face

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.