Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

It's Not Really That I've Been An Advocate For Hearing Aids For A Long Time, It's Just That I've Been Losing My Hearing For A Long Time! So It's Actually Very Important For Me Because I'm Actually Hearing Impaired And I Simply Want To Hear Better!

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.