Slumps Don't Bother Me.

I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For Allowing Me To Work Here. And I'd Like To Thank The Wife And Kids For Making It Necessary.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.