Slumps Don't Bother Me.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I'm The Most Unromantic Lump Of Northern Suet. Yes, A Woman Did Accost Me Once In South Shields, But She Had A Face Like Red Rum.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.