I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline When I Noticed The Sick Bag Had The Lord's Prayer On It.