So China's President [hu Jintao] Meets, Uh

There Was Another War-related Casualty Today. The French Were Injured When They Tried To Jump On Our Bandwagon.

Rumors Have Restarted That The Republican Ticket Will Not Be Bush-cheney. But Today Those Rumors Were Put To Rest When Cheney Said, 'no, I'm Keeping Him On The Ticket.'

Thousands Of Dead Fish Have Now Washed Up On Shore Along The Coast Of South Carolina. Today The Nra Said That This Wouldn't Have Happened If Those Fish Had Guns.

A New Study Found That People Who Are Depressed Have A Greater Risk Of Stroke. Well That Should Cheer Them Up.

Rick Santorum Is So Conservative; He Thinks Ky Jelly Is Jam Made In Kentucky.