So Far, This Is The Oldest I've

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

The Iq And The Life Expectancy Of The Average American Recently Passed Each Other In Opposite Directions.

Religion Has Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man ... Living In The Sky. Who Watches Everything You Do Every Minute Of Every Day. And The Invisible Man Has A List Of Ten Specific Things He Doesn't Want You To Do. And If You Do Any Of These Things, He Will Send You To A Special Place, Of Burning And Fire And Smoke And Torture And Anguish For You To Live Forever, And Suffer, And Suffer, And Burn, And Scream, Until The End Of Time. But He Loves You. He Loves You. He Loves You And He Needs Money.

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

There Was A Built-in Audience For The Rebel In Me That Had Been All Along Not Expressing Himself.