So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big

I Think Andy Kaufman Is To Comedy What The Velvet Underground Was To Music - It's Like, 80 Thousand Records Sold, But Everybody Who Bought One Started A Band.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

I Cannot Exist As A Solo Artist.

Only Dumb People Are Happy.