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You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

I Hang Out With My Dad Mostly, My Dad Was In The Military. He's At That Age Now Where His War Stories And Other Stories Have Blended Together, So Now You Don't Know What He's Talking About. One Time, We Were Surrounded, Then We Ran Out Of Ammo, Then We Were Fighting Hand-to-hand, Then We Started Dancing, And That's How I Met Your Mother.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

I Have An Imagination Because My Life Is So Boring That My Imagination Lets Me Get Off The Reality Of What's Going On.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.